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'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

"HI! I'm on the horse."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

Guru.

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Exercise Bars

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Fitness Course.

"Look at me - I can do this!"

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Step aerobics

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Work Out.

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."