Simplicity Explorer T-Shirts

"I once tried living the simple life, but I found it just too darn complicated."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

The World's Easiest Airport

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Most valuable element.

Guru.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

Pea

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

The Sensitive Dude.

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."