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"I once tried living the simple life, but I found it just too darn complicated."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

The World's Easiest Airport

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Guru.

Most valuable element.

Not much money, glory, or praise

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Pea

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

The Sensitive Dude.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."