Duality Explorer T-Shirts

Chinese office with folders for Yin and Yang.

Most valuable element.

"I shop, therefore I am."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"I thought it was deeper here."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'I blog, therefore I am.'

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

Before you ask me for a date outside of the comics, be warned that you would encounter something in a woman that you might find confusing and frightening: Three dimensions. ? ?

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

A vampire with a darkness flashlight

Must you always be so negative?

'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'

'... And he has a real 'Jekyll and Hyde' personality! '

Devil vs Angel Duel.

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

Man standing at a railway station.

That guy is a walking contradiction.

'You need a professional investment advisor. On your own all your investment decisions have been doing is diversifying your losses.'

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

Yin and Yang

Earth Hour is like a short dayight saving only it's in the dark.

Where did I come from? Biology...Where am I coming from? Philosophy.