Duality Seeker T-Shirts

Must you always be so negative?

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Marimba

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"I think we'd make a good team!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Be kind"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

The World's Easiest Airport

A child interrupting family prayers

Most valuable element.

Not much money, glory, or praise

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"I lost the groove."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

A Palindrome Cow.

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

The best relationships are silent.

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

A divided world.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"