Duality Seeker Mugs

Must you always be so negative?

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Marimba

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"I think we'd make a good team!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Be kind"

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

The World's Easiest Airport

A child interrupting family prayers

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Not much money, glory, or praise

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Most valuable element.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"I lost the groove."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

A Palindrome Cow.

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

The best relationships are silent.

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

A divided world.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Cow yin yang spots.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."