Compatibility Seeker Mugs

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

'The Girl Who Can't Say No Meets The Boy Who Won't Grow Up'

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

'According to the quiz in this magazine, we shouldn't even be in the same room.'

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Marimba

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Cling-On Dog

"I think we'd make a good team!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Be kind"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

WiFi Signals

A child interrupting family prayers

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Most valuable element.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Always Compatible

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"I lost the groove."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

The best relationships are silent.

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

A divided world.

Cow yin yang spots.