Compatibility Analyzer Mugs

Always Compatible

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"I decided to treat my employees like friends...now I hate all of them!"

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'

'The Girl Who Can't Say No Meets The Boy Who Won't Grow Up'

"Arrows won't work on him. Use a taser."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

"I can't see it lasting!"

"You seem calm above the surface, but underneath I feel as if you're paddling like hell away from me."

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

"What do you mean, you didn't know I wanted a divorce? Don't you follow me on social media?"

'According to the quiz in this magazine, we shouldn't even be in the same room.'

"I'm not sure this will work - I'm a morning person and you're a night person."

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

"Alpha Male."

'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'

Man Locked in a Heart

Girl putting her toys in groups

'Sometimes she's like a wave, sometimes she's like a particle.'

'An oral contract is not worth the paper it's written on.'

Rejected resumes.

'You're too perfect, Lester - you're NOTHING to gossip about!'

Colin enjoyed a 'light' meal!

'men have no idea how to take action.'

"Enough about me. Tell me about you in five words or less."