Compatibility Analyzer T-Shirts

Always Compatible

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"I decided to treat my employees like friends...now I hate all of them!"

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

You heard earth's just entered its sixth great extinction event? Really? Vertebrate species are dying at a rate not seen since the dinosaurs died off. This time It's thanks to us. But the good thing is, scientists think humans will die off pretty early in this mass extinction. How's that a good thing? We won't be around to hear the other animals say "I told you so."

Intelligent Sexual Design

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'

"Arrows won't work on him. Use a taser."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

'The Girl Who Can't Say No Meets The Boy Who Won't Grow Up'

"You seem calm above the surface, but underneath I feel as if you're paddling like hell away from me."

"I can't see it lasting!"

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

"What do you mean, you didn't know I wanted a divorce? Don't you follow me on social media?"

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'

"Alpha Male."

"I'm not sure this will work - I'm a morning person and you're a night person."

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

'According to the quiz in this magazine, we shouldn't even be in the same room.'

Girl putting her toys in groups

Man Locked in a Heart

'Sometimes she's like a wave, sometimes she's like a particle.'

'An oral contract is not worth the paper it's written on.'

Rejected resumes.

'You're too perfect, Lester - you're NOTHING to gossip about!'

Justice

'men have no idea how to take action.'