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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Always Compatible

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Sunset

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"It's January Dad, where's the snow?"

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'The Girl Who Can't Say No Meets The Boy Who Won't Grow Up'

'It's an antique, but as accurate as any modern forecasts.'

Continental drift - an Eskimo in the jungle.

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'Dad, how comes they can tell us about the weather in 50 years but they can't do a forecast for tomorrow?'

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

Spring Delayed

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."