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"He's the perfect match for me of five years ago."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Playdough's The Republic

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Hamlet

Always Compatible

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

"You used to be that ambitious."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I feel used."

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

Inclusive family code in Cuba

"I know marriage is a partnership, but I didn't realise I'd be the silent partner."

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

Introverted Chair

'Of course you're not a failure... you can afford my fees can't you?'

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

"He's all mine. Life is good."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

Number Phobia.