Compatibility Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I found the perfect guy on that dating site for seniors. We're so compatible. We take the same medications!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Teamwork

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Incompatible.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Blend Schools

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Sharing the load.

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Off to work.

'The Girl Who Can't Say No Meets The Boy Who Won't Grow Up'

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

'These new electronic tags are fantastic, they really make it possible for managers to keep track.'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

'I guess you're right again; wine and eggs do go together.'

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

Apple-to-Orange Adapter

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

'Well, I think I've finally gotten a handle on Jim!'

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

"I'm not sure this will work - I'm a morning person and you're a night person."

A No-Nonsense Guy with His No-Nonsense Wife and Their No-Nonsense Dog

Mobility scooter hitman.