Compatibility Enthusiasts Pillows

"I found the perfect guy on that dating site for seniors. We're so compatible. We take the same medications!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Teamwork

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Incompatible.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Blend Schools

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

"When I agreed to working closely with you on this project..."

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Sharing the load.

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

'The Girl Who Can't Say No Meets The Boy Who Won't Grow Up'

Off to work.

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

'I guess you're right again; wine and eggs do go together.'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

'These new electronic tags are fantastic, they really make it possible for managers to keep track.'

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

Apple-to-Orange Adapter

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

'Well, I think I've finally gotten a handle on Jim!'

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

No, we're NOT getting a convertible!

"D'you mind if I bounce something off you JB?"

A No-Nonsense Guy with His No-Nonsense Wife and Their No-Nonsense Dog