Compatibility Seeker Pillows

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

'The Girl Who Can't Say No Meets The Boy Who Won't Grow Up'

'According to the quiz in this magazine, we shouldn't even be in the same room.'

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Marimba

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Cling-On Dog

"I think we'd make a good team!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

WiFi Signals

"Be kind"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

A child interrupting family prayers

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Always Compatible

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Most valuable element.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"I lost the groove."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

The best relationships are silent.

A divided world.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

Money mangagement see-saw.