Compatibility Tester Pillows

"I'm not sure this will work - I'm a morning person and you're a night person."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Always Compatible

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Rust test in progress.

"Your IQ came back negative."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Product Testing Department

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Videogame Employment Agency.

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

'The Girl Who Can't Say No Meets The Boy Who Won't Grow Up'

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

'So how was work, Honey?'

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

'You'll have to excuse my date. He's still in beta.'

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."

"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.