Compatibility Tester Pillows

"I'm not sure this will work - I'm a morning person and you're a night person."

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Always Compatible

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Rust test in progress.

"Your IQ came back negative."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

Product Testing Department

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Videogame Employment Agency.

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

He crash tests software.

'The Girl Who Can't Say No Meets The Boy Who Won't Grow Up'

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

At the National Whoopee Cushion Testing Facility.

'So how was work, Honey?'

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

'You'll have to excuse my date. He's still in beta.'

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."