System Tester Pillows

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Rust test in progress.

"Your IQ came back negative."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

Product Testing Department

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'My ambition is to discover the Great American Loophole.'

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Videogame Employment Agency.

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'Sorry, kid...that's it.'

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

'So how was work, Honey?'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'You'll have to excuse my date. He's still in beta.'

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"