Product Testers Pillows

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Rust test in progress.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

Product Testing Department

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Videogame Employment Agency.

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

He crash tests software.

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"They do say results will vary."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

At the National Whoopee Cushion Testing Facility.

'So how was work, Honey?'

Meat. No, I have no idea what the heck you just shoved in your mouth, I'm giving away toothpicks. Free samples.

Humpty Dumpty Gets in a Taxi.

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

'You'll have to excuse my date. He's still in beta.'

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."

"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"

The maze is easy, but the reward at the end gets charged to your credit card.