Product Testing Pillows

The focus group hated it. So he showed it to an out-of-focus group.

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"Just signal like this when you're about to throw up."

Testing dog whistles.

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Good Luck with your finals.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Rust test in progress.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"