Gadget Testing Pillows

Boy playing with radio-controlled sailing boat in boating pond. There is a frog on a lilly pad playing with a remote-control car.

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"My best friend is my phone."

Boombox

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

Welcome back students.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Better Living Through Technology

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

Redundant Technology.

'The first text on my new phone is from the manufacturer telling me the phone is already obsolete.'

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"With all we've invested in flat screen monitors, why does our data still look distorted?"

Absurd semi-auto hairdressing machine

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Mobile

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"It's a new travel computer. It fits in your pocket. I suggest bringing your reading glasses."

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"