Gadget Detective Pillows

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Nerd tryouts.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Dawing your Cellphone

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"I got a swiss army hook!"

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Bicycle sat nav.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'E-books?'

Two Generations of Readers

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Connected to Technology.

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'