Gadget Hunter Pillows

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

"Oh, that's a whatchamacallit. Aisle four, right next to the thingamajigs!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Haircuts

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Invest in technology."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Dawing your Cellphone

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Nerd tryouts.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Bicycle sat nav.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

The Modern Novel.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Two Generations of Readers