Ghost Hunter Of Gadgets Pillows

'The bad news is your computer has a virus. The good news is it isn't possessed like you thought.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Paranormal A-Z...

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

I.T. Fear

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Channelling on the Cheap

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Robot surgery.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'