Ghost Hunter Of Gadgets Pillows

'The bad news is your computer has a virus. The good news is it isn't possessed like you thought.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Paranormal A-Z...

Halloween may be a little different this year.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

I.T. Fear

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Channelling on the Cheap

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Robot surgery.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."