Tech-savvy Ghost Hunter Pillows

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Ghost puddle

Pan Extension Chord

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Halloween Selfie

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Internet Shoplifting

Scenic selfie site

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Lost Property - Missing Head

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

Having a poltergeist is actually quite handy..!

"I have grave news."

"These ghost hunting shows are so fake. None of the ghosts even wear sheets."

Youtube ghost videos...

"The Holy Grail? Have you checked eBay?"

"If only you knew. . ."

Young MacDonald

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'