Gadget Ghost Pillows

I.T. Fear

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Hiding the electronics.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Private Viewing

Boombox

Computer Crimes

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"Can you keep a secret?"

End of world nigh!!!

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

Mobile

Saxophone summoning.

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"I could never go wireless."

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

Internet Privacy

"I WAS feeling fine but then the health app on my watch said I might be DEAD."

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

'Joy, do me a favor. . . call my pager number. . . I wanna make sure it works. Wait 'til I go into the living room.'

'You can't beat home groan.'