Gadget Ghost Gifts

I.T. Fear

Hiding the electronics.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Private Viewing

Boombox

Things that go beep in the night.

Computer Crimes

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

End of world nigh!!!

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

Mobile

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

Saxophone summoning.

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

"I could never go wireless."

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

Internet Privacy

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'Your kinect is broken.'

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

'You can't beat home groan.'

"I WAS feeling fine but then the health app on my watch said I might be DEAD."

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."