Tech-savvy Ghost Gifts

Dead Selfie

Halloween may be a little different this year.

I.T. Fear

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Halloween Selfie

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Computer operator welding machine.

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Spell Check

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Internet Shoplifting

"When shall we three meet again...?"

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

"Dude. You need to get cable."

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

"Fantasic wedding, great reception"

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"No, Kevin, it won't work to select one sentence and paste it 49 times."

"And another thing...you guys are goofing off way too much at the charging station."

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"In all the years I’ve endured your presence, I have never once heard you mention your mother." "It’s almost as if you think you sprang fully formed from the bowels of the earth." "When’s the last time you called your mother?" "December 2, 1992." "The day before text messaging was introduced." "Ingrate!!!"

"You won't get an email if you didn't get a second interview. We'll text you a rejection emoji!"