Tech-savvy Psychic Gifts

'Hardware' store 'Software' store and a 'Mediumware' store headed by a medium

"I do miss the crystal ball."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Spell Check

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"When shall we three meet again...?"

End of world nigh!!!

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

I'm just dying to try out this new Rorschach app! ?

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

Witches and Their Drones

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

"She works best in hex mode."

Palm Top Readings

Plugged In

"So - we meet at last."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"Elijah didn't hear God's voice in the powerful wind, or in the earthquake, or the fire, but just then a call came in on his cell..."

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

Witch Online

The answers you seek are within yourself. But ok, the capitol of Bulgaria is Sofia. Zen Siri.

"Of course I'm good at predicting the future. That's why I invested in a desktop."