"With Crystal Protect, we'll monitor your crystal ball to prevent the hack and theft of your clients' fortunes."
Cyber-savvy Seer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the cyber-savvy seer in your life? Celebrate their love of all things digital and mystical with clever, fun items that blend technology and intuition. Whether they’re into hacking, tarot reading, or digital mysteries, these products will spark joy and intrigue. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, find clever ways to show you get their unique vibe. Delight your favorite tech mystic with a gift that’s as smart and playful as they are.
"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"
God's Phone
'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'
I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.
"I'm going on a retreat."
S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"
Rumours Online
Ill next Thursday
'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'
'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'
'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'
''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'
Nostradamus.
Crystal Ball Plug
Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.
'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'
"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"
'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'
'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'
'I will now peek into your future, David...'
'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'
"The gods must be on-line tonight."
End of world nigh!!!
"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."
"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."
"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."
'The mist is clearing.'
"I do miss the crystal ball."
Plugged In
Palm Top Readings
"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"
Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods
The Blogger.
'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'
Cyber-savvy Seer Gifts Collection
Cyber-savvy Seer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for cyber-savvy seers—witty and stylish choices to start their day with a touch of digital magic.
Cyber-savvy Seer Pillows
Choose pillows that bring a mystical touch to their tech-inspired space—comfortable and uniquely designed for cyber-savvy seers.
Cyber-savvy Seer Prints
Browse our prints that blend digital design and spiritual symbolism—ideal for the cyber-savvy seer’s inspiring space.
Cyber-savvy Seer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate the digital mystic—fun, clever, and perfect for showcasing their cyber-savvy side.