Cyber-savvy Seer Pillows

"With Crystal Protect, we'll monitor your crystal ball to prevent the hack and theft of your clients' fortunes."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

God's Phone

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Rumours Online

Ill next Thursday

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

Nostradamus.

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Crystal Ball Plug

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

End of world nigh!!!

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

Palm Top Readings

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

'The mist is clearing.'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

Plugged In

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."

The Blogger.

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."