Cyber-savvy Seer Prints

"With Crystal Protect, we'll monitor your crystal ball to prevent the hack and theft of your clients' fortunes."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

God's Phone

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"I'm going on a retreat."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Rumours Online

Ill next Thursday

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Nostradamus.

Crystal Ball Plug

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

End of world nigh!!!

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."

'The mist is clearing.'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

Plugged In

Palm Top Readings

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

The Blogger.

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'