Tech-savvy Hermit Gifts

2038: The Year the Lockdown Ended

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Connected to Technology.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

God's Phone

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

This Cave Updated Daily.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Go on! Pick a card.

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Cable Bill.

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Unsocial Networking.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

Palm Top Readings

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

Plugged In

Rationalization

The Ungooglable Man

The Blogger.

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.