Tech Hermit Gifts

The Island of People Who Never Get Back to You

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Television Readers.

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Cellphone Islands

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Connected to Technology.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Bearded old man atop mountain.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Free why-fi.”

"Apparently, he's been trapped in his cubicle since 1944. Do you want to tell him World War II is over, or shall I?"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Cable Bill.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Unsocial Networking.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"