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The Island of People Who Never Get Back to You

Television Readers.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Cellphone Islands

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Connected to Technology.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

OM, SWEET OM

Bearded old man atop mountain.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Free why-fi.”

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Apparently, he's been trapped in his cubicle since 1944. Do you want to tell him World War II is over, or shall I?"

Cable Bill.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Unsocial Networking.

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'