Corporate Hermit T-Shirts

"Apparently, he's been trapped in his cubicle since 1944. Do you want to tell him World War II is over, or shall I?"

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Cellphone Islands

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Connected to Technology.

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

OM, SWEET OM

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"We call out to you, please reveal yourself, oh Spirit of Innovation."

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Free why-fi.”

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'I need a change in my life. From now on it's all wheeling and no dealing'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'