Corporate Hermit Gifts

Looking for a gift for the corporate hermit in your life? Celebrate their love for solitude and creative pursuits with cleverly designed items that blend humor and individuality. Whether they prefer a night in with a good book or a quiet workspace, these products are designed to resonate with their introverted, creative spirit. Give them something that respects their need for solitude while adding a touch of fun to their daily routine.

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"Apparently, he's been trapped in his cubicle since 1944. Do you want to tell him World War II is over, or shall I?"

"Apparently, he's been trapped in his cubicle since 1944. Do you want to tell him World War II is over, or shall I?" mockup

"Apparently, he's been trapped in his cubicle since 1944. Do you want to tell him World War II is over, or shall I?"

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"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer." mockup

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

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"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look." mockup

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

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'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?' mockup

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

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"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen." mockup

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

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Cellphone Islands

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'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.' mockup

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

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Connected to Technology.

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'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.' mockup

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

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The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

The new boss brought a sense of urgency. mockup

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

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'You just don't seem to be fitting in.' mockup

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

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'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!' mockup

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

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OM, SWEET OM

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'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.' mockup

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!' mockup

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

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'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!' mockup

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

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Bearded old man atop mountain.

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"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!" mockup

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

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"Free why-fi.”

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"We call out to you, please reveal yourself, oh Spirit of Innovation."

"We call out to you, please reveal yourself, oh Spirit of Innovation." mockup

"We call out to you, please reveal yourself, oh Spirit of Innovation."

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'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!' mockup

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

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'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?' mockup

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

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'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...' mockup

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

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"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'" mockup

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

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"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis." mockup

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

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Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.' mockup

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

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Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously. mockup

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

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Unsocial Networking.

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'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!' mockup

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

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'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.' mockup

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

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"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?" mockup

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

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"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Living underground is not what it used to be." mockup

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

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'I need a change in my life. From now on it's all wheeling and no dealing'

'I need a change in my life. From now on it's all wheeling and no dealing' mockup

'I need a change in my life. From now on it's all wheeling and no dealing'

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Corporate Hermit Gifts Collection

Corporate Hermit Mugs

Explore our range of mugs specifically designed for the corporate hermit—great for quiet mornings and solo coffee breaks.

Corporate Hermit Pillows

Discover pillows that bring comfort and personality to the private space of the corporate hermit, perfect for relaxing and recharging.

Corporate Hermit Prints

Enhance their environment with prints that celebrate solitude and creativity—ideal for inspiring the quiet, reflective moments.

Corporate Hermit T-Shirts

Find your ideal expression with our collection of t-shirts for the creative introvert, blending humor and comfort into everyday wear.