Social Hermit Gifts

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"There are days when the sense of the other can be overwhelming."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Cellphone Islands

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Connected to Technology.

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

OM, SWEET OM

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"Free why-fi.”

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Apparently, he's been trapped in his cubicle since 1944. Do you want to tell him World War II is over, or shall I?"

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Unsocial Networking.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

'One of us will tell you how to achieve peace and harmony just as soon as we settle who called dibs on this ledge.'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'