Headline Hermit Gifts

Looking for a gift for the headline hermit, someone who enjoys their own space and creative pursuits? Our collection offers clever, warm, and thoughtfully humorous items perfect for the introspective and artistic soul. Whether they prefer quiet moments with a good mug or a comfy pillow for their retreat, find something that celebrates their unique personality and love of solitude.

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"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'" mockup

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

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"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer." mockup

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

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'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?' mockup

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

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'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.' mockup

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

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Cellphone Islands

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Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously. mockup

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

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"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid." mockup

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

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'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!' mockup

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

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OM, SWEET OM

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'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!' mockup

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

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Bearded old man atop mountain.

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"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home." mockup

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

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"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!" mockup

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

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"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner." mockup

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

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"Free why-fi.”

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"Apparently, he's been trapped in his cubicle since 1944. Do you want to tell him World War II is over, or shall I?"

"Apparently, he's been trapped in his cubicle since 1944. Do you want to tell him World War II is over, or shall I?" mockup

"Apparently, he's been trapped in his cubicle since 1944. Do you want to tell him World War II is over, or shall I?"

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'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?' mockup

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

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'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!' mockup

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

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"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'" mockup

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

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"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Living underground is not what it used to be." mockup

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

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'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!' mockup

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

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Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.' mockup

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

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"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis." mockup

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

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'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.' mockup

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

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"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?" mockup

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

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Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

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Buy one enlightenment get one free. mockup

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

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"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators." mockup

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

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'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

'Enlightenment does that to some people.' mockup

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

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'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?' mockup

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

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'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.' mockup

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

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'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!' mockup

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

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Headline Hermit Gifts Collection

Headline Hermit Mugs

Explore our collection of witty and artistic mugs, perfect for the headline hermit who loves starting their day with a splash of humor and creativity.

Headline Hermit Pillows

Add a touch of comfort to their retreat with pillows featuring humorous and thoughtful designs for the headline hermit.

Headline Hermit Prints

Enhance their artistic space with prints that reflect their love for solitude and creativity—perfect for the headline hermit’s personal decor.

Headline Hermit T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the independent spirit with clever designs, ideal for the headline hermit who takes pride in their creative solitude.