Online Hermit Gifts

Television Readers.

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Cellphone Islands

Connected to Technology.

"Yes, I'm alone."

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Free why-fi.”

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Cable Bill.

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Unsocial Networking.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"