Computer Hermit Gifts

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Television Readers.

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Cellphone Islands

Connected to Technology.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Free why-fi.”

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Cable Bill.

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Unsocial Networking.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."