Technology-loving Hermit Gifts

'Do you know how much it would COST to get wi-fi out here?'

Connected to Technology.

"My best friend is my phone."

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Cable Bill.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

Unsocial Networking.

"This thing isn't working."

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

Developing the boomerang.

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

The Ungooglable Man

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

Do Not Disturb

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

"I'm downloading an app that will allow me to avoid everyone I work with."

Digital Dinosaur

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

Divine Cell

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'