Digital Hermits Gifts

The Ungooglable Man

Television Readers.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Cellphone Islands

Connected to Technology.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Free why-fi.”

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

Cable Bill.

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Wiccapedia.

Unsocial Networking.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Computer literate Monk

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"