Digital Hermits T-Shirts

The Ungooglable Man

Television Readers.

Cellphone Islands

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Connected to Technology.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Free why-fi.”

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Cable Bill.

Unsocial Networking.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Wiccapedia.

Computer literate Monk

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."