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Cable Bill.

Connected to Technology.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"My best friend is my phone."

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"This thing isn't working."

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

Unsocial Networking.

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

Future robots can do all the things we put off until tomorrow.

The Ungooglable Man

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."

Do Not Disturb

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

Digital Dinosaur

"I'm downloading an app that will allow me to avoid everyone I work with."

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"This one's got two trilobites of memory!"

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

'I don't have any friends....even when I tried to find one on Facebook, no one even there wanted to be a Facebook Friend!'

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

"Wait, do you guys have a separate text thread that doesn't include me?"

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