Computer Hermit T-Shirts

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Television Readers.

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Cellphone Islands

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Connected to Technology.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

OM, SWEET OM

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Free why-fi.”

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Cable Bill.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Unsocial Networking.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."