Technology Enthusiast Hermit Pillows

Cable Bill.

Connected to Technology.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"My best friend is my phone."

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

Unsocial Networking.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

Future robots can do all the things we put off until tomorrow.

The Ungooglable Man

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

"I'm downloading an app that will allow me to avoid everyone I work with."

"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."

Do Not Disturb

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

Digital Dinosaur

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

Guru Needs Tech Support

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

"This one's got two trilobites of memory!"

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

'I don't have any friends....even when I tried to find one on Facebook, no one even there wanted to be a Facebook Friend!'

"Wait, do you guys have a separate text thread that doesn't include me?"

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."