Hermit Life Enthusiast Pillows

'Thank goodness, the publishers rejected my self help book.'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Yes, I'm alone."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Free why-fi.”

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Cable Bill.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"