Hermit Aficionado Pillows

Despite being a Hermit Crab, Alan enjoyed staying connected by posting the occasional "Shellfie."

Face Masks wash up on a desert island.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Yes, I'm alone."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

OM, SWEET OM

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Free why-fi.”

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Do you see the person who stole your home from you in the courtroom today?"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

"Are you willing to relocate?"

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

'One of us will tell you how to achieve peace and harmony just as soon as we settle who called dibs on this ledge.'

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'