Modern Hermit T-Shirts

"Honey, I'm home."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'You can't take away my life, I haven't had one yet.'

You come down now, Everett. The children have grown up and left.

Hiding From Social Media

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Cellphone Islands

Connected to Technology.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Free why-fi.”

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Unsocial Networking.

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"