Digital Hermit Gifts

"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

Congratulations! You now have One Million imaginary friends!

"I lost all my Facebook friends after I asked them to lend me some money."

Internet vs outside world.

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

The hermit has relocated...

"Since the kids moved out and the wife left, my only connection is with Bluetooth."

Do Not Disturb

"I'm downloading an app that will allow me to avoid everyone I work with."

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'You still have no mail.'

Unsocial Networking.

"Most people see mobile phones as a great way of talking to people wherever they are."

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

Social Media Distancing

"Alexa. . . Give me one damn good reason to get out of bed today. . . !"

"I can't remember the last time I had a face-to-face conversation with a real live human being. . ."

"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."

I'm fighting technology with a firewall of ignorance.'

Man with no one to phone on his mobile.

'Oops. My mistake they actually 'enemied' me.'

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

Day 246, still streaming and no response.

'He prefers to sit indoors and DOS.'

'My facebook friends don't understand me...'

'He's agoraphobic - he won't leave the chatroom!'

Connected to Technology.

'Unless the other person happens to be in the room.'

Antisocial Media

'I don't have any friends....even when I tried to find one on Facebook, no one even there wanted to be a Facebook Friend!'

'I need the technology that will allow me to ignore everyone.'

"Wait, do you guys have a separate text thread that doesn't include me?"