'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'
Island Hermit Gifts
Looking for a gift for your island hermit friend or loved one? Explore our collection of charming, humorous items that capture the laid-back, independent vibe of those who cherish solitude and tropical inspiration. From whimsical mugs to cozy pillows, find something that speaks to their love of quiet island life and creative solitude. These thoughtfully designed products embody the relaxing, self-sufficient lifestyle of an island hermit, making them ideal for anyone who treasures their own peaceful corner of the world.
Cellphone Islands
'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'
Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.
"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."
'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'
OM, SWEET OM
Bearded old man atop mountain.
"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."
"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."
'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'
"Free why-fi.”
"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"
'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'
"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"
"Living underground is not what it used to be."
'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'
Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'
'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'
Buy one enlightenment get one free.
Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.
"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."
"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"
'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'
'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'
'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'
"The meaning of life? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought."
"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"
'Enlightenment does that to some people.'
'One of us will tell you how to achieve peace and harmony just as soon as we settle who called dibs on this ledge.'
"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."
"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."
"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"
'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'
'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'
Island Hermit Gifts Collection
Island Hermit Mugs
Discover our collection of island hermit mugs—perfect for quiet mornings and solo tea time. Click through to find designs that bring tropical calm to your loved one’s daily routine.
Island Hermit Pillows
Our pillows capture the calm and quiet of island life. Click now to find the perfect cozy addition for any island hermit’s retreat or restful space.
Island Hermit Prints
Decorate their sanctuary with beautiful prints inspired by island serenity. Browse our selection to find art that celebrates peaceful, off-grid living.
Island Hermit T-Shirts
Find comfortable, witty t-shirts for the island hermit in your life. Explore designs that celebrate solitude and tropical bliss—an ideal gift for relaxed, creative souls.