Cozy Hermit Gifts

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Free why-fi.”

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'